Jorge just said the lamest knock knock joke. Like do I really wanna marry this guy? 🙄😂💀

jorge just told me he woke up at 3 am this morning and immediately thought "somethings off sky's doin some dumb shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Jorge just told me he invited his lyft driver to smoke and he was too high he asked jorge to take him to the hospital 😂😂😂

Jorge just said my boobs looked small today and I’m about ready to leave in the middle of the night. Say I won’t.

An @Upwork client for whom I did a translation project for a family visa application: “Hi Jorge! Just wanted to let… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

@Jorge_ab_chao @themadsloth Actually it is a good idea Jorge. Just not sure it will pass, as the logistics would be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

bye jorge just broke my bong. who’s looking for a new brother

Jorge just got back from his moms and she texted me this 😭❤️ pic.twitter.com/rOQ7EoNKcv

And Jorge just wanna have a thousand dollars to pay his bills twitter.com/WonderMafe/sta…

Lol. Alba and Jorge just wanna get it on. I don't blame them. Make everything quick! #JaneTheVirgin

Jorge just said “summer with my heina” I’m in love pic.twitter.com/YAreTMpuUS

Jorge just said he was a good athlete 😂😂 lmao what’s in the water in garland ??

jorge just went into work & now i’m bored ☹️

This guy Jorge just killed me on FaceTime

Jorge just gave me his wallet & said there’s money & my card if you wanna buy food. Hmmmm, might just order some la… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Jorge just told me I don’t have a man because I am the man... 🥺😭🤧😤

A completely TRASHED woman in probably her late 50s tried to fuck me the other night by saying verbatim “I’m Eva Lo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Jorge just FaceTimed me all the way from Japan 🇯🇵❤️

Not at Jorge just walking into my house going “hey I brought cupcakes”